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5. First Week of Accordant

Copyright 1997 by Scott Kelley, Jon Winter, Roy Morton, Paul Wolfe and Teresa Angelucci
Last modified 5th April 1997

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NewsChant

Merchants Offer Bounty As Unrest Persists

Rigan Armies Devastate Tir Na Og

Xaositect Surprise Marks New Cycle

Announcements

Stop Press

Mystery Explosion Rocks Courthouse


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NewsChant
Merchants offer Bounty

SYLVANIA - The merchants guild announced today that a reward will be offered for information leading to the capture of the arsonists who set the blaze that resulted in the death of Emily Telmarc. The guild is offering 5000 jinx to anyone who can help them catch the berks responsible. The announcement came after Master Telmarc made an impassioned plea to the assembled Guild members to make efforts to hunt down the bashers responsible.

"My store is gone, but that I can build again for it was only made of timber and stone. It was my home and homes can be rebuilt as well. They [the arsonists] took my wine, but that too is ephemeral and there is no dearth of grapes. All this I can accept. But the bloody murderers also took my daughter, my precious and beautiful child, and for what but a bellyful of wine?! My flesh and blood! She I can not replace, not for all my wanting and wishing. What more will they take? If they are willing to take so much for so little, what will be next? Perhaps one of your children for a loaf of bread? Please. They must be found and justice must be served!

A motion to offer the reward for information leading to the scragging of the perpetrators was passed unanimously and anyone with information related to the arson is kindly requested to contact Arlan Jacobson at the Corked Bottle. Emily Telmarc was a mere eight years old at the time of her death.

Meanwhile, the unrest continued throughout Sylvania as bashers hailing from Olympus and Arvandor continue to clash throughout the burg. The Seven have already scragged a dozen berks from both sides and, for fear that the fighting might escalate even further, have been forced to deputise a number of locals in an attempt to cover more area. Temple guards have, for the most part, proven ineffective as their presence only tends to enrage some of the participants. For the moment, the Seven have restricted the guards to their respective temples. Both the temple of Arvandor and of Olympus are expected to lodge a formal complaint to the Guild members about the Seven's conduct.

"It's [the rioting] like tossing water onto a skillet full of grease," panted Argus Maldon, a recently deputised resident of Sylvania. "You hear the crack, you might even get burned by the hot oil kicked up, but by the time you look, the cause of it has evaporated."

- Reported by Marcanto Di Capella

[Author: Roy Morton]

Xaositect Surprise Marks New Cycle

THE SITUATION AROUND the two halves of the now-abandoned Xaos "spoke" is degenerating rapidly. Some of the Xaositects have begun painting the structures, whereas a small group at the Hall of Records side has begun to erect a small windmill on top of the unfinished spoke.

Over one-hundred and fifty brawling Xaositects have been apprehended by the Harmonium and are expected to be charged with over thirty-four breaches of the Sigil Criminal Code.

[Author: Teresa Angelucci]
Rigan Armies Devastate Tir Na Og

SIGIL - Reports of pitched battles between the armies of Rigus and the petitioners of Tir Na Og have been streaming out of the Civic Festhall at a furious pace. The Sensates, who actively involved themselves in helping to protect Outland burgs (through Lady Darkflame Montgomery's Guardianship), have turned their kip into a massive triage where shamans and priests work all hours of peak healing wounded. The cries and moans of the injured and dying could be heard throughout the ward and the urgency of the situation has propelled bashers with still open wounds to stagger back through the portals in the hope they might save their desperate comrades.

A few of the sods too injured to return told SIGIS the chant on the invasion. They described legions upon legions of bloodthirsty goblins, hobgoblins, tieflings and even bladelings spilling through Celtic and bariaur villages killing and burning everything in their path. The villagers, with help from the Guardianship, put up substantial resistance to the fiend-led forces but were forced to retreat under the massive press of bodies.

"We were completely outnumbered by the soddin' Rigans," said Glin, an Indep fighting with the Guardianship. "The ground was littered with lost berks, mostly goblin and hobgoblin fodder, and still they kept comin'! The bladelings were the worst: Nothing seemed to touch those sods and they kept blowing themselves all over the place. They didn't seem to care who they hit, friend or foe. I was lucky to crawl outta there with my hide after one of those berks blew his skin off right in front of me."

Dach Tchlorem, a Sensate high-up in the Guardianship who was critically wounded in the battle, had a very different angle on the fighting. Tchlorem told SIGIS that her regiment had confronted a deadly squad of Baatezu in the midst of a stone circle.

"I must confess to the magnificence of that sight," she recalled. "Screaming abishai dove low over the stones hurling fists of fire while barbazu charged over the hillside in a perfect V-formation, their glaives whirling and slashing and carving us up like the blades of Acheron. Magical wards and barriers staved off the Baatezu for no more than a few minutes at best. We held for a time under Glorion's leadership [archon general of the Guardianship] but we were forced to retreat when a treacherous snow made of razor sharp flakes sliced through our ranks. A trumpet archon from Mount Celestia said she witnessed a small band of fiendish sorcerers, I think she said amnizu, conjure up the storm. These bashers were real Blood War veterans. A lot of brave cutters were written into the dead-book on that hill."

SIGIS told Tchlorem that other bashers reported the villages were assaulted by non-fiendish forces and asked her if she knew of any reason the Baatezu would be so concentrated on that hilltop.

"As I recall, the fiends were really intent on reaching the [stone] circle," replied Tchlorem. "Once the Guardianship abandoned the summit, most of the fiends gave up the pursuit. That is with the exception of the barbazu and some abishai who were too overwhelmed with battle lust to quit. We turned the wheel [a tactical manoeuvre] on the sods down in a vale on the other side though, and the archons dealt with the abishai. I don't know why they wanted that hill so badly. Maybe the Rigans were all just decoy after all."

[Author: Scott Kelley]
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Announcements
Wanted: Labourers and Trappers!

Good pay and clean work! Get your family out of the Hive and into a new life! The Spireward Trading Co. is currently hiring to fill new positions in Faunel.

Openings exist for loggers and trappers. No prior experience necessary. Those interested should apply at the offices of Spireward Trading Co. at 12 Anvil Square in the Lower Ward. Pay for loggers is 3 stingers a day. Trappers will be paid depending on number and quality of furs acquired.

[Contributor: Roy Morton]
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Xaositect Surprise Marks New Cycle

THE LAST OF THE Xaositects have abandoned the "spoke" project, and both construction sites are deserted. The half of the project near the Great Foundry remains dangerously unstable, however, and the Harmonium seems to be waiting for its upper levels to be dismantled by the Dabus before allowing evacuees to return to their homes in the vicinity.

Before abandoning the Hall of Records, a last contingent of Xaosmen managed to finish the windmill they were working on. So far, the Dabus have made no attempt to dismantle the structure.

It appears the Xaositects' project has finally ended, and as usual, nothing permanent has become of it.

Bookmakers are already taking bets as to the nature of next year's Big Secret.

[Author: Teresa Angelucci]
Mystery Explosion Rocks Courthouse

SIGIL - An explosion rocked the City Court today, killing one Guvner and injuring several others. Squads of Hardheads moved to secure the area, scragging every peery looking basher around the Court. No magical dweomer was detected around the blast site, leading investigators to believe the explosion was mechanical in origin. In a statement released just after the blast, Factol Hashkar said, "...though we do not currently have sufficient evidence to make any convictions, we have reason to suspect the involvement of the Revolutionary League in this sordid affair."

A few bloods, who wished to remain anonymous, told SIGIS that the dark heard around the Cage lays blame for the explosion on a new Anarchist cell that has set up operations somewhere in the Lady's Ward. Calling themselves "The Cadre", they have apparently been spreading chant for the past few months about the immanence of some momentous event. However, no bashers have yet come forward to claim responsibility for the incident.

- Zeines Pauch, independent culler.

[Author: Paul Wolfe]
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