The Xaosmen, the Chaosmen
Is the Infinitely Green of today a Big Plane one (1) ?
The Xaosmen are one of the more misunderstood factions in the Cage. Even by themselves. How can you understand a philosophy that espouses randomness, chance and all-or-nothing chaos? Well, the water perhaps ain't as murky as it might seem. I've persuaded a Xaosman friend of mine, Zoaster, to slip you the chant about what he believes the faction represents, and of course, there's the story of Varpar Hogar, a case study in the blurry line between law and chaos.
My subjects mightn't be the randomest around, but then who needs another few minutes of scramblespeak anyway? It ain't like anyone really understands it...including the factioneers, I reckon. See the puzzled look on their faces? They haven't a clue. No wonder they're all half barmy...just think, you've got to keep up the pretence of understanding it because none of 'em want to admit they haven't the faintest idea what they're talking about. Or so the chant I've heard goes...
So if you called up the Xaosmen on this mimir expecting a load of old gibberish, to disappoint sorry you cutter, someone mimir elses's try perhaps.
"If you were a dog, what kind
do you think I should wear? Well?!"
- Xaositect factioneer
Introduction: [coming soon]
Philosophy by Numbers: Finding Sense in Chaos
Ever wondered if there was any method behind the faction's madness?
Motivations: Why are you a Xaositect?
Confused as to why any sane cutter'd want to join this faction? Wonder no more.
Planes of Gravity: Lokitar's Column
A bizarre and potentially dangerous legacy of some barmy Xaosman?
Visionaries: Varpar Hogar
Who goes Left by going Right, and ends up in the Same Place nonetheless.
"Indeps are non-conformists,
Signers are the centre of the Multiverse,
Ciphers never think, us, well, we're...uhm...hey look, a dog...
Bark! Bark! haha look at it run! hehehe...."
- The same cutter, moments later